Best Christian chat-up lines

It will take a few more decades of me being single before I resort to chat-up lines, but an article I stumbled upon in the Daily Telegraph included this incredible selection of ice-breakers. My favourite is the last one, which may go some way to explain why these are still an option for me...

'Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives. He never met you.'

'Is this pew taken?'

'I just don't feel called to celibacy.'

'You float my ark.'

'I didn't believe in predestination until tonight.'

'My parents are home, wanna come over?'

'Is that a thinline, duo-tone, compact, ESV travel bible in your pocket?'

'Let me sell you an indulgence - it's a sin to look as good as you.'

'I like to arrange the substantial Christian section of my bookshelf into alphabetical order. Coffee?"

'The name is Will. God's Will.'

'How many times do I have to walk around you before you fall for me?'