Ronalgo, and other lame puns

So the saga has finally ended and Ronaldo is a Real Madrid player. As a United fan my ambivalence is best summarised by the image above: he's scored yet another great goal for us, but his self-regard sours the joy of the rest of us.

United may not be as good without him but I think I'll like them better. Time for Rooney to centre-stage, in more ways than one.